#WHATSHOULD BLONDEGIRLS CALLME

When I go into the weight room full of jacked men at the gym

When I see how much work I have coming up this term

whenever I go somewhere

when a restaurant has a more than 15 minute wait

When someone uses the pretty eyes line on my sister and me at the same time

When my laptop has an unexplained dent in it

when i found out my new roommate is a bouncer

when both of my housemates have their boyfriends over

when I went on the pill

when you see the d